November 13th, 2009 by admin
Larry The Cable Guy is a church-goin’,strip bar-lovin’, know-it-all redneck —and he’s coming to your house for the holidays, thanks to the Warner Bros. debut of the hilarious and politically incorrect A Very Larry Christmas. Starring on “Blue Collar TV” with Jeff Foxworthy and Bill Engvall, as he did on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, the Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (and soundtrack) and the forthcoming Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again (and soundtrack), Larry The Cable Guy has become one of the most popular comedians in the country.This season,”Git-R-Done!” and have A Very Larry Christmas.
Track Listing
1.Christmas Commentary – 2:25
2.The Christmas Story – 2:16
3.Santy for a Day – 1:38
4.Oh Holy Crap – 0:15
5.Fat Holiday Relatives – 1:29
6.Singing Christmas Tree – 1:35
7.A Letter to Shania Twain – 2:23
8.O Little Girl from Birmingham – 0:21
9.Waiter Commentary – 1:33
10.Donny the Retard – 0:09
11.p*ssed-Off Christmas Poem – 1:39
12.The Most Wonderful Ass – 0:18
13.Titty Bar Christmas – 2:09
14.Easy-To-Assemble – 1:52
15.The First Queer Santy Claus – 0:16
16.Fruitcake Commentary – 2:07
17.Santy Claus, Santy Claus – 2:25
18.I p*ssed My Pants – 0:25
19.Christmas Weight Gain – 1:34
20.Grandpa’s Thanksgiving Story – 2:07
21.On the First Day of Christmas – 0:08
22.Redneck Santa Claus – 1:09
23.Hark, The Hairlip Angel – 0:10
24.A Letter to Santa Claus – 1:44
25.Sticks and Horse Turds – 1:23
26.Call a Doctor – 0:18
27.Gift-Giving – 2:12
28.I Wish My Mother-In-Law’d Get Hit by a Car –0:28
Details
Artist: Larry The Cable Guy
Album: A Very Larry Christmas
Release Date: November 16, 2004
Label: Warner Bros.
Genre: Comedy
Codec: mp3
File Type: rar
File Size: 34.2 MB
Bit Rate: 128-320 kbps
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October 3rd, 2009 by admin
Rodney Dangerfield – What’s In A Name
What if one day you woke up and realized that there was no Rodney Dangerfield? That is the question that Brian Gilmore posed to me the other day. I replied that I could not imagine a world without him, and that this cd proves why that is. A must listen!
Track Listing
1. What’s In A Name
2. Someone’s Gonna Get Hurt
3. Get A Horse
4. Lost
5. Flying Southern Comfort
6. The Gourmet
7. Home Sweet Home
8. My Neighborhood
9. The Hold Up
10. Unhandy Husbands
11. That’s Show Biz
Details
Artist: Rodney Dangerfield
Album: What’s In A Name
Release Date: January 1, 1995
Label: Mca Special Products
Genre: Comedy
Codec: mp3
File Type: rar
File Size: 29 MB
Bit Rate: 128 kbps
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October 3rd, 2009 by admin
Rodney Dangerfield – The Loser
Best known for the catchphrase “I don’t get no respect” and his monologues on that theme, Rodney Dangerfield caught his big break in 1967 when, at 44 and relatively unknown, he won a spot on The Ed Sullivan Show. Introducing a stream of lugubrious one-liners with his loser’s prologue – “Nothing goes right for me” – he became a favorite guest on shows whose hosts included Steve Allen, Joey Bishop, Joan Rivers, Dean Martin, Johnny Carson and Merv Griffin. With a rumpled suit and one hand perpetually loosening his trademark red necktie, Mr. Dangerfield took the stage as a hapless, self-deprecating Everyman slapped around by life and searching in vain for acceptance. This out-of-print LP was recorded circa 1960 and released on the Black Rainbow label.
Track Listing
1. Loser: Side A
2. Loser: Side B
Details
Artist: Rodney Dangerfield
Album: The Loser
Release Date: circa ‘60
Label: Black Rainbow
Genre: Comedy
Codec: mp3
File Type: rar
File Size: 22 MB
Bit Rate: 96 kbps
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October 3rd, 2009 by admin
Steve Martin – Pure Drivel
Don’t listen to Steve Martin read this hysterical compilation of his most absurdly funny writings if you’re recovering from abdominal surgery or have taken a vow of silence. Martin’s brilliant, juxtaposed wordplay, sly commentary, and hilarious observations are delivered with such a droll wit that only a dead person will avoid unabashed laughter. Genius is in the ear of the beholder and Martin’s metronomic timing allows each sentence to unravel perfectly. His deadpan delivery is often clever enough to make you laugh twice at the same line and makes it clear why he has enjoyed such remarkable success as an actor, screenwriter, playwright, and author.
Details
Audio CD
Author: Steve Martin
Read By: Steve Martin
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio; Unabridged edition
Released: November 20, 2007
Language: English
ISBN-10: 0743571533
ISBN-13: 978-0743571531
File Type: rar
File Size: 77.1 MB
Format: mp3
Bit Rate: 96 kbps
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October 3rd, 2009 by admin
Steve Martin – Born Standing Up
In the mid-seventies, Steve Martin exploded onto the comedy scene. By 1978 he was the biggest concert draw in the history of stand-up. In 1981 he quit forever. Born Standing Up is, in his own words, the story of “why I did stand-up and why I walked away.” At age ten Martin started his career at Disneyland, selling guidebooks in the newly opened theme park. In the decade that followed, he worked in the Disney magic shop and the Bird Cage Theatre at Knott’s Berry Farm, performing his first magic/comedy act a dozen times a week. The story of these years, during which he practiced and honed his craft, is moving and revelatory. Martin illuminates the sacrifice, discipline and originality that made him an icon and informs his work to this day. To be this good, to perform so frequently, was isolating and lonely. It took Martin decades to reconnect with his parents and sister, and he tells that story with great tenderness. Martin also paints a portrait of his times: the era of free love and protests against the war in Vietnam, the heady irreverence of The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour in the late sixties, and the transformative new voice of Saturday Night Live in the seventies.
Details
Audio CD
Author: Steve Martin
Read By: Steve Martin
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio; Unabridged edition
Released: 2007
Language: English
ASIN: B001LYWSV8
File Type: rar
File Size: 155 MB
Format: mp3
Bit Rate: 96 kbps
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October 3rd, 2009 by admin
George Carlin – When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?
mp3 Format | 80-96 kbps | 117.5 MB
From the dedication on, subtle jokes flow in an endless stream. George Carlin’s voice is as lively in these recordings as it is in his live performances; he shifts speed, accent, tone, rhythm, and apparent intelligence level to match the barrage of humor. He’s strongest when working a connected string of absurd ideas. Carlin’s rants move through familiar topics (human stupidity, religion, language quirks, and more) to riffs on contemporary trends in politics, technology, and business. Six discs is far longer than the stand-up performances in which Carlin developed his edge.
Details
Artist: George Carlin
Title: When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?
Publisher: Hyperion (October 12, 2004)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1401399169
ISBN-13: 978-1401399160
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October 3rd, 2009 by admin
George Carlin – Brain Droppings
wma Format | 32 kbps | 33 MB
Brain Droppings is a 1997 book by comedian George Carlin. This was Carlin’s “first real book” and contains much of Carlin’s stand-up comedy material. According to the cover, the book contains “jokes, notions, doubts, opinions, questions, thoughts, beliefs, assertions, assumptions, and disturbing references” and “comedy, nonsense, satire, mockery, merriment, sarcasm, ridicule, silliness, bluster, and toxic alienation”. For longtime Carlin fans, the book also contains complete versions of two of his famous monologues: “A Place for My Stuff” and “Baseball and Football”, as well as the infamous Derek Sabo bit.
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October 3rd, 2009 by admin
George Carlin – More Napalm & Silly Putty
mp3 Format | 96 kbps | 48 MB
People probably thought I was insane as I drove past them in my car laughing at this very funny audiobook. I have to guess that the audio version is better than the text because Carlin’s delivery is so fantastic. You really have to hear the way he says it to get the full impact of the humor.
Carlin is a master at two things:
1.) Carefully choosing the exact words to describe stupid things about life
2.) Expression and delivery
In this book he talks about some of the silly things we say like, “Give my love to so and so” and “Do you have the time”? Both very funny sketches.
Its not a live comedy show so there is no laugh track which I find makes the silly nature of the subjects even more amusing.
Details
Artist: George Carlin
Title: More Napalm & Silly Putty
Publisher: Highbridge Audio (April 11, 2002)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1565115295
ISBN-13: 978-1565115293
Bit Rate: 96 kbps
File Type: rar
File Size: 48 MB
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October 3rd, 2009 by admin
ADULT Material!
Track Listing
1. Ali
2. Exorcist
3. My Father
4. Nigger With A Seizure
5. My Neighborhood
6. Have Your Ass Home By 11:00
7. Wino
8. Craps
9. Cocaine
10. When Your Woman Leaves You
11. Mudbone (intro)
12. Mudbone (Little Feets)
Details
Artist: Richard Pryor
Album: Greatest Hits
Release Date: 1977
Label: Warner Bros
Genre: Comedy
Codec: mp3
File Type: rar
File Size: 22 MB
Bit Rate: 56 kbps
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October 2nd, 2009 by admin
Another fantastic reissue from the National Lampoon vaults. The White Album was originally released on vinyl in 1980. Hilarious skits and original music featuring John Belushi, Chevy Chase and Christopher Guest.
Details
Album: White Album
Performer: National Lampoon
Genre: Comedy
Label: Uproar Entertainment
Orig Year: 1980
Release Date: February 17, 2004
Studio/Live: Studio
Mono/Stereo: Stereo
File Type: rar
File Size: 65.9 MB
Format: mp3
Bit Rate: 221-320 kbps
Track Listing
1. Perrier Junkie
2. At the Bar
3. What Is God?
4. Fartman
5. Discoleptic
6. Steak
7. Sounds of Physical Love, The
8. Gay Alliance
9. Robert Caucasian vs. Squab
10. What About Reupholsterers?
11. Shakespeare Knock Knocks
12. Nude Figure Model
13. Couple at the Door
14. Christopher Street
15. California Hot Tub
16. What Turns Women On
17. What Were You Expecting – (with Rock & Roll?)
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